Sardar Jokes
Newspaper Mein News aya
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys
”The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News aya ki
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys
”The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News aya ki
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated
Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.
Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
Again twins and named them Max and Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.
Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
Again twins and named them Max and Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh
apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye?
Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi
k Paper leak ho gaya hai:
apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye?
Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi
k Paper leak ho gaya hai:
Santa Banta jokes
Santa – Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di?
Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
Santa – Kya hua?
Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”
Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
Santa – Kya hua?
Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”
Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai, Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai, Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi
Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya
,
Santa: – Isme aur colour dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya
,
Santa: – Isme aur colour dikhao.
Santa selling parachute.
U Can Jump from plane & press button & u can land safely.
Customer: if parachute doesn’t open?
Santa: Paisa Wapas
U Can Jump from plane & press button & u can land safely.
Customer: if parachute doesn’t open?
Santa: Paisa Wapas
Bollywood jokes
“What is Ford?
Munna Bhai- Gaadi BAP aur kya?
What is Oxford?
Munna Bhai- BOLE TO Bail Gaadi BAP, itna bhi nahi janta!”
Munna Bhai- Gaadi BAP aur kya?
What is Oxford?
Munna Bhai- BOLE TO Bail Gaadi BAP, itna bhi nahi janta!”
1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!
Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
Bruce Lee’s favorite,
VEGETABLE: MU LEE
BREAKFAST: ID LEE
FESTIVAL: DIVA LEE
ACTRESS: SONA LEE
MUSIC: QWAA LEE
MOVIE: COO LEE No. 1
ANIMAL: BIL LEE
TIMEPASS: KHUJ LEE
VEGETABLE: MU LEE
BREAKFAST: ID LEE
FESTIVAL: DIVA LEE
ACTRESS: SONA LEE
MUSIC: QWAA LEE
MOVIE: COO LEE No. 1
ANIMAL: BIL LEE
TIMEPASS: KHUJ LEE
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
Ek khargosh roj lohaar ki dukan pe jata aur kehta : GAAJAR hai?
Lohar inkar kar deta.
Ek din Lohaar ko gussa aaya aur usne Khargosh ke daant tod diye.
fir..
fir kya…
Agle din Khargosh aaya aur bola…
GAAJAR KA JUICE HAI KYA???
Lohar inkar kar deta.
Ek din Lohaar ko gussa aaya aur usne Khargosh ke daant tod diye.
fir..
fir kya…
Agle din Khargosh aaya aur bola…
GAAJAR KA JUICE HAI KYA???
Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?
CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
Yahoooooo…….!
Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab Taiyyar hai
BUS AB..
Padhna baki hai …:
Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab Taiyyar hai
BUS AB..
Padhna baki hai …:
Obama: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!
Obama:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai?
Obama:Haan!
Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai…
Laaloo: No!
Obama:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai?
Obama:Haan!
Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai…
Fill blank with YES/NO
1)…,I`m not mentally fit!
2)…,I have no brain!
3)…,I have no commonsense!
4)..,I am mad!
1)…,I`m not mentally fit!
2)…,I have no brain!
3)…,I have no commonsense!
4)..,I am mad!
Q. Aap me aur Pepsi me kya Similarity hai?
Ans: Both r cool, sweet, Sub pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is
Dimaag wali jagah DHAKAN hai
Ans: Both r cool, sweet, Sub pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is
Dimaag wali jagah DHAKAN hai
Ek Shaitani Chudeil ne Buzurg pati Patni ko
Pakad liya..
Chudeil: Mai Tum Dono ki Ek-Ek khwaish Poori
kar sakti hu
Patni:” Mujhe apne Pati k Saath Duniya
Ghumni hai
Chudeil ne chaddi Ghumayi aur Wolrd Tour ki Do
Ticket aa gayi
Chudeil ne Pati se poocha:” tumhe kya chahiye ??
Pati: Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti patni chahiye
Chudeil ne Chaddi Ghumayi aur Pati ko 90 Saal
ka kar Diya..
.
To Kya seekha sabne is Kahani se..???
.
Aadmi ko Yaad Rakhna chahiye ke Aakhir
Chudiel bhito Ek Aurat hi hai…
10 Doctor aur 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se
latke the.
Ek Pailot ne kaha, vajan jyada hai koi 1 Aadmi rasi chood de.. varna sab giroge..
Teacher bola ye kurbani main dunga.
TALIYAN bajaiye
Aur sare Doctor taali bajane lage aur Vajan kam
ho gaya
Moral of the story :- chahe Doctor ban jao par
guru hamesa guru hi hota hai.
latke the.
Ek Pailot ne kaha, vajan jyada hai koi 1 Aadmi rasi chood de.. varna sab giroge..
Teacher bola ye kurbani main dunga.
TALIYAN bajaiye
Aur sare Doctor taali bajane lage aur Vajan kam
ho gaya
Moral of the story :- chahe Doctor ban jao par
guru hamesa guru hi hota hai.
Raju :”Maa apne mujhe jhut kyo bola ???
Maa :”Kab ???
Raju :”Aap ne kaha tha tumhari choti behen pari
hai
Maa :”Haan wo hai
Raju :”To jab mene use balcony se phenka to wo
udi kyo nhi
Maa :”Kab ???
Raju :”Aap ne kaha tha tumhari choti behen pari
hai
Maa :”Haan wo hai
Raju :”To jab mene use balcony se phenka to wo
udi kyo nhi
Father – Beta Zara Apna Mobile Dena 1 min
Son – 1 Minute ON Kar Dun !!
Delete Videos
Delete photos
Delete Calls
Delete Messages
Ye Lo Dad ON Ho Gaya Start !
Dad – Arrey Nahi Bas Time Bata De !
Son – 1 Minute ON Kar Dun !!
Delete Videos
Delete photos
Delete Calls
Delete Messages
Ye Lo Dad ON Ho Gaya Start !
Dad – Arrey Nahi Bas Time Bata De !
Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein
khada hoke traval karta hein.
.
Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein
kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar hein
kya?
,
,
Boy replies : tu roz paise mangta
hein to, tera baap pehle bhikari
tha kya…!
Guruji - Beta Bhains ko doodh piya kar, bado aadmi ban jayego
Student- Guruji agar, bhains ko doodh pine se hi jo koi bado aadmi ban jaave tau paado aaj collector hoto
Student- Guruji agar, bhains ko doodh pine se hi jo koi bado aadmi ban jaave tau paado aaj collector hoto
Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye
Ramu to Teacher: Sir Kal Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi
Teacher asked: Kaha gir gaye the or kaha lag gayi
Ramu said: Khat Pe gira or Annkh Lag gayi
Teacher: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.”
Student: He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.
Teacher in Class: Dehli min “Kutub Meenar” hai.
A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks,What did I just say?
Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.
A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks,What did I just say?
Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.