Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested.
Pappu : A teacher.
Pappu : A teacher.
Son to his mother “The people next door must be poor.”
Mother said, “Why do you say that?”
The son replied, “Because they made such a fuss when the baby swallowed a two rupee coin.”
Mother said, “Why do you say that?”
The son replied, “Because they made such a fuss when the baby swallowed a two rupee coin.”
Joke : 1
Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of
Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the
same day same time."
Joke : 2
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:- As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny:- He became father only after I was born.
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:- As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny:- He became father only after I was born.
Joke : 3
TEACHER:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes
cost
Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
TEACHER:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half
mad.
Joke : 4
Teacher: Paul, what is the chemical formula of
Water?
Paul: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
Teacher: What is this?
Paul: Well!! you said it is H2O.
Student (to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink.
Teacher: Go run after it
Teacher: Go run after it
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on
the
door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on
the
door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Teacher: "Anoop, stop showing off. Do you think you
are the teacher of this class?"
Anoop: "No, Miss."
Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"
are the teacher of this class?"
Anoop: "No, Miss."
Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"
Pupil: “Sir, Would you mind e-mailing my exam
results
to my parents?”
Teacher: “But your parents don’t have a computer.”
Pupil: “Exactly!”
A student to his teacher: “ I haven’t got no
pencil.”
Teacher, correcting him: “ You don’t have any
pencil.
He doesn’t have any pencils. We don’t have any
pencils.”
Student, with a look of astonishment: “Where have
all
the pencils gone?”
pencil.”
Teacher, correcting him: “ You don’t have any
pencil.
He doesn’t have any pencils. We don’t have any
pencils.”
Student, with a look of astonishment: “Where have
all
the pencils gone?”
Teacher to girl: “Why are you late?”
Girl: “I started late from home”.
Teacher: “Why didn’t you start early?”
Girl: “By the time I woke up, it was too late to
start
early”
Teacher to the student: Why are you tearing up your
homework copy?
Student: To keep the elephants away.
Teacher: But there are no elephants here.
Student: See, how effective it is!!!